Confucius Says:

Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse..
It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement..
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.