Sunday, November 28, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

e-Proverbs for the 21st Century:

- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks
- The geek shall inherit the earth
- Don't byte off more than you can view
...- What boots up must come down

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Puns for Educated Minds

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.



I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .



She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.



A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.



No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.



A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.



Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.



A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.



Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'



I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.



A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'





The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.



A backward poet writes inverse.


When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.



If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .



A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'



Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'



Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.



Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'



Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

A sad dad

A frazzled new father named Jim
Was well known for mournful hymn
He fought with some slaughters
Who had killed both his daughters
They nearly tore him limb from limb