tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91724838690573724012024-03-13T20:19:45.833-07:00funniepicturezRob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.comBlogger639125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-80762228277317024492013-07-19T15:39:00.001-07:002013-07-19T15:39:05.525-07:00I am always in trouble... <br /><span style="color: black; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;"></span><br />
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: medium;"><b>I am always in
trouble... </b></span></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I'd just come
out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn &
a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten
for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I took my
Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in
cells. Apparently "Blacks" and " Mexicans " were NOT the correct answers.
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-----------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>A fat girl
served me in McDonald's at lunchtime . She said 'sorry about the wait'. I
said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I walked past a
black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out,
he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope, you're still black'.
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>----------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>Snow in the
forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I
thought to myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>--------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>A 10-year Old
Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks
'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus
,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?' The boy
replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last thing on my mind at the
moment.' </b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>---------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>Years ago it
was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the
doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
</b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>Japanese
scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth
closed. </b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I hate all this
terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an
unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself. I'm going to take
that.' </b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>Man in a hot
air balloon is lost over Iowa . He looks down and sees a farmer in the
fields and shouts to him, where am I? The farmer looks back up and shouts
back. You're in a basket you dumb shit! </b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>---------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I had a big
lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which
I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji
was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a
country? </b></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;">------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-----------------------</span>
<div align="left">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><b>I've learned
that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece
of cake </b></span></div>
</span>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-47185407498693300832013-07-19T07:29:00.000-07:002013-07-19T07:29:16.938-07:00A new fun way to exercise!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9QvFNwUhMHQ/UelNM7U4p6I/AAAAAAAATUk/BYcov4X20g0/s1600/block.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9QvFNwUhMHQ/UelNM7U4p6I/AAAAAAAATUk/BYcov4X20g0/s320/block.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-80738510803071685342013-06-06T21:18:00.001-07:002013-06-06T21:18:20.730-07:00A Short History of the Gif <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AlOmdtJo_r8" width="560"></iframe><br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-28657228148387555792012-11-09T05:08:00.001-08:002012-11-09T05:08:07.771-08:00Black & White (In Colour) <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DkX7-CcVLVw" width="560"></iframe><br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-15768134499790996672012-11-04T13:01:00.001-08:002012-11-04T13:01:57.508-08:00The day that Albert Einstein most feared may have finally arrived.<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
<div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica; font-size: 10pt;">
<div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><div style="font-family: arial,helvetica; font-size: 10pt;">
<div>
<div style="font-size: 12pt;">
<div>
<div style="font-size: 12pt;">
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div style="font-size: 14pt;">
<div style="font-size: 12pt;">
<div>
<div>
<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="width: 100%px;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="direction: ltr;" width="100%"><div>
<div dir="ltr" style="font-family: Arial;">
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div dir="ltr">
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div style="margin-left: 0.5in;">
<div>
<b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">The day that Albert Einstein most feared may have finally arrived.</span></span></b></div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="font-size: 12pt; margin-left: 0.5in;">
<div style="font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;">
<img class="" height="287" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="479" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Having coffee with friends.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img height="318" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="480" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">A day at the beach.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img height="263" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="479" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Cheering on your team.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="360" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="480" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Having dinner out with your friends.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="360" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="480" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Out on an intimate date.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="600" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="450" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Having a conversation with your BFF</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="473" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="480" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">A visit to the museum</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="600" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="449" /><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">Enjoying the sights</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><img class="" height="305" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13acd3275d85884e&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="500" /></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr><td width="100%"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 100%px;"><tbody>
<tr><td width="100%"><br /></td><td align="center" valign="bottom"><br /></td></tr>
</tbody></table>
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<span><div>
<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 490px;" title="FREE Animations for your email by IncrediMail"><tbody>
<tr><td colspan="2" style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 490px;"><tbody>
<tr><td align="right" style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><br /></td></tr>
</tbody></table>
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
</div>
</span></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</span></div>
</div>
</span></div>
</div>
Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-92171335767202260322012-10-17T15:06:00.002-07:002012-10-17T15:06:52.740-07:00Gags<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/20NBSQhmjNM" width="420"></iframe><br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-71913296961611905232012-10-14T15:34:00.001-07:002012-10-14T15:34:40.799-07:00Senior Moments by Golf Brooks <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xv1tMioGgXI" width="420"></iframe><br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-92115929440272378912012-09-21T10:33:00.000-07:002012-09-21T10:33:11.058-07:00Witty putdowns and insults<span href="http://www.quora.com/Comedy/What-are-some-really-clever-witty-putdown-and-insults#" id="__w2_R44XAlW_toggle_link"><span class="inline_editor_value"></span></span><br />
<ul>
<li>“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend - if you have one.”<br />–George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill<br /><br />“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second - if there is one.”<br />–Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw<br /></li>
<li>“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea!”<br />–Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party<br /><br />“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!”<br />–Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor<br /></li>
<li>“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”<br />–Clarence Darrow<br /></li>
<li>“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”<br />–Oscar Wilde<br /></li>
<li>“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”<br />–Oscar Wilde<br /></li>
<li>“He had delusions of adequacy.”<br />–Walter Kerr</li>
<li><span href="http://www.quora.com/Comedy/What-are-some-really-clever-witty-putdown-and-insults#" id="__w2_D8MTjpY_toggle_link"><span class="inline_editor_value"><ul>
<li>I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth.</li>
</ul>
<span class="inline_editor_value"></span></span></span></li>
<li>Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.” </li>
<li>“That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.”</li>
<li>“So,
you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.' --Dorothy Parker to Norman
Mailer after publishers had convinced Mailer to replace the word with a
euphemism, 'fug,' in his 1948 book, "The Naked and the Dead.”</li>
<li>“She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.” </li>
<li>“Why,
that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and
she can give her paw -- I don't say she will but she can.”</li>
<li> </li>
<br /><br />
</ul>
Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-46747368448600775812012-09-11T12:44:00.001-07:002012-09-11T12:44:20.049-07:00Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy<span style="font-family: arial;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't
stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would
really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are
you supposed to carry it?!
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then
gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself,
"Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle
all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I
had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy
whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the
paint.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I
am now.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a
lot of money."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him
it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I
can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess
that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back
and forth, wanting that money.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that
I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was
thinking about doing that anyway.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you
go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high
school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you
spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating...you finish off as
an orgasm.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography,
and the dancers hit each other.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat
cause kids.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it
would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a
magazine."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're
sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk
around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the
most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther?'
'No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots.' "
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful
rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his
feet. And also, you're drunk."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and
the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?"
"And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger
around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody:
First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage
that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too.
Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy. "
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a
common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'"
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started
to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real
embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. "
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime,
to keep mosquitos away from you and your guests? Just a big bag full of blood."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me
to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once,
because the faster you go the later you think you are."
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it
was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from
the first fight.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets,
because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which
you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find
a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand
up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off!
Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
</span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming.
"You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said
Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing
out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at
practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or
you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was
saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He
sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I
felt the handcuffs go on.
</span><br />
Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-3809949059281756602012-09-01T21:38:00.000-07:002012-09-01T21:38:05.647-07:00Mathematical Equivalences<span class="userContent">Mathematical Equivalences<br /> <br /> 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi<br /> 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton<br /> 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro Scope<br /> 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond<br /> 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram<br /> 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong<br /> 7. 16.5 fee</span><br />
<div class="text_exposed_show">
t of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling<br /> 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon<br /> 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz<br /> 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower<br /> 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line<br /> 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake<br /> 13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone<br /> 14. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles<br /> 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle<br /> 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird<br /> 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards<br /> 18. 1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton<br /> 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen<br /> 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche<br /> 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin<br /> 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration<br /> 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration<br /> 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram<br /> 25. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms<br /> 26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV League<br /> 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision<br /> 28. Time interval between hitting the delete key and then realizing that file is needed = 1 onoseceond</div>
Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-47840157741021530132012-08-25T21:43:00.001-07:002012-08-25T21:43:40.138-07:00CHINESE WAL MART Bargains<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: x-large;"></span></span></span><br />
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><span style="color: #003399; font-size: 48pt;">Welcome
to a CHINESE Wal-Mart</span></b><img alt="Description: X.MA1.1330967174@aol.com" height="255" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="336" /> </span></span></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: x-large;">
</span></span></span><br />
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: x-large;"><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">We
thought our Wal-Marts had it
all.</span></i></b><b><br /></b><img alt="Description: X.MA2.1330967174@aol.com" class="GH" height="321" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="581" /></span></span></span></div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: x-large;">
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Crocodiles.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA3.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="729" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="542" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Bulk
Rice.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA4.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="731" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="543" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Mixed meat for the
choosing.</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">(I'm
sure they all washed their hands
first!!!)</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA5.1330967174@aol.com" height="419" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="558" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Turtles and frogs.</span></b>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;">
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA6.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="758" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="505" /></div>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">It looks
familiar, but definitely not something that I've
eaten</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">or going
to!!! Those are bull penises.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA7.1330967174@aol.com" height="338" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="600" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Wal-mart Brand
Spirits</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA8.1330967174@aol.com" height="449" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="600" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Rib Cages.</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">(From
what?) (or who?)</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;">
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA9.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="754" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="558" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Assorted
Dried<br />Reptiles.</span></b></div>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA10.1330967174@aol.com" height="452" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="600" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Beautiful Boxes<br />Of
Liquor.</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA11.1330967174@aol.com" height="624" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.11&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="416" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Frogs.</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA12.1330967174@aol.com" height="755" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.12&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="563" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">A Large
Selection Of<br />Chopsticks.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA13.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="404" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.13&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="600" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Ducks on a rack</span></b>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA14.1330967174@aol.com" height="727" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.14&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="539" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Great
Value Brand Beef<br />Granules.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA15.1330967174@aol.com" height="657" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.15&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="487" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Pig
Faces.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA16.1330967174@aol.com" height="664" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.16&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="496" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Antibacterial<br />Bikini
Underwear For Men.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA17.1330967174@aol.com" height="350" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.17&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="500" /><b><br /></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Diet Water.
(HMMM.)</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA18.1330967174@aol.com" height="480" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.18&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="500" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Meat
Water.</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">(Notice the flavors on the
bottles)</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><img alt="Description: X.MA19.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="500" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.19&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="350" /></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Specialty
Pickles.</span></b> </div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">(Just
like "Cracker Jacks"--a prize in every
jar!)</span></b></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<img alt="Description: X.MA20.1330967174@aol.com" class="" height="360" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1396057bc6463f75&attid=0.1.20&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="500" /></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">100%
Powdered Horse Milk</span></b></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;">
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">(Genghis Khan
Special)</span></b></div>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">Gosh ... and North
American Wal-Marts only<br />have crazily dressed people
! ! ! !</span></b></div>
</span></span></span>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-70582598188819886772012-07-22T15:46:00.001-07:002012-07-22T15:56:05.171-07:00Burma Shave signsFrom 1955:<br />
<br />
Dinah doesn't<br />
Treat him right<br />
But if he'd<br />
Shave<br />
Dinah-mite!<br />
<br />
BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
rom 1929:<br />
<br />
Every shaver<br />
Now can snore<br />
Six more minutes<br />
Than before<br />
By using<br />
<br />
BURMA-SHAVE<br />
Memorial Day Burma-Shave ad:<br />
<br />
Let's make Hitler<br />
And Hirohito<br />
Look as sick as<br />
Old Benito<br />
Buy defense bonds<br />
<br />
BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1930:<br />
<br />
Does your husband<br />
<br />
Misbehave<br />
<br />
Grunt and grumble<br />
<br />
Rant and rave<br />
<br />
<span class="text_exposed_show"> Shoot the brute some<br /> <br /> BURMA-SHAVE!</span> <br />
From 1963:<br />
<br />
When the stork<br />
<br />
Delivers a boy<br />
<br />
Our whole<br />
<br />
Darn factory<br />
<br />
<span class="text_exposed_show"> Jumps for joy</span>Today's jingle is from 1951!<br />
<br />
My cheek<br />
<br />
Says she<br />
<br />
Feels smooth as satin<br />
<br />
Ha! Ha! Says he<br />
<br />
<span class="text_exposed_show"> That's mine you're pattin'<br /> <br /> BURMA-SHAVE!</span><br />
<br />
From 1930:<br />
Cheer up face<br />
The war is past<br />
The "h" is out<br />
Of shave<br />
At last<br />
BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1959:<br />
Drinking drivers--<br />
Nothing worse<br />
They put<br />
The quart<br />
Before the hearse<br />
BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1947:<br />
Don't lose<br />
Your head<br />
To gain a minute<br />
You need your head<br />
Your brains are in it<br />
BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1949:<br /> <br /> He saw<br /> The train<br /> And tried to duck it<br /> Kicked first the gas<br /> And then the bucket<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1935:<br /> His face was smooth<br /> And cool as ice<br /> And oh Louise!<br /> He smelled<br /> So nice<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1940:<br /> With glamour girls<br /> You'll never click<br /> Bewhiskered<br /> Like a<br /> Bolshevik<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1928:<br /> Takes the "H" out of shave<br /> Makes it save<br /> Saves complexion<br /> Saves time & money<br /> No brush no lather<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1929:<br /> Half a pound<br /> For<br /> Half a dollar<br /> Spread on thin<br /> Above the collar<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1930:<br /> Early to bed<br /> Early to rise<br /> Was meant for those<br /> Old fashioned guys<br /> Who didn't use<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
From 1931:<br /> Take a tip<br /> For your trip<br /> No wet brush<br /> To soak<br /> Your grip<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1932:<br /> <br /> Political pull<br /> May be<br /> Of use<br /> For razor pull<br /> There's no excuse<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1933:<br /> Moonlight<br /> And roses<br /> Whiskers<br /> Like Moses<br /> Just don't go together<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!From 1934:<br /> He had the ring<br /> He had the flat<br /> But she felt his chin<br /> And that<br /> Was that<br /> BURMA-SHAVE!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-89621923567632834102012-07-03T11:08:00.002-07:002012-07-03T11:08:46.344-07:00REMEMBER 1955 ?<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 36pt;">REMEMBER 1955
?</span></i></b>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">If they raise the
minimum wage to $1.00, </span></i></b></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.</span></i></b>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<img height="594" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1025" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=EB78681FAF08491787F255CBDEBC2FE3@jerrygladerPC" width="472" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br />When I first
started driving, who would have thought gas
would someday cost 25 cents a
gallon.</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Guess we'd be better off
leaving the car in the
garage.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="581" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1026" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=34FE8F57AD3A471BA1C4EA3CAC6555D1@jerrygladerPC" width="640" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">I'm afraid to send my
kids to the movies</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">any more. Ever since
they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in
GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it.</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">I read the other day
where some scientist thinks it's
possible</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">to put a man on the moon
by</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;">
<b><i>the end of the
century.</i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">They even have some
fellows they</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> <b><i>call
astronauts</i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">preparing for
it</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">down in
Texas.</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> </span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Did you see where some
baseball player <br />just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't
surprise me if someday they'll be making more
than the President.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="340" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1027" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=6AF2373B6B8A44B88454E73448D3845B@jerrygladerPC" width="425" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">I never thought I'd see
the day all our<br />kitchen appliances would be
electric. They're even making electric
<br />typewriters now.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="389" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1028" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=38309C35E0D94C2A8819A03A77FE358A@jerrygladerPC" width="550" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">It's too bad things are
so tough nowadays</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">.
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends
meet.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="480" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1029" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=1D32FEC21A574B2581985D3CD9506462@jerrygladerPC" width="601" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">It won't be long before
young couples are going to have to hire someone
to watch their kids so they can both
work.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="588" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1030" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=991E4BCBE76648F1BDDCC95C37AFEAC4@jerrygladerPC" width="594" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">I'm afraid the
Volkswagen car is going to<br />open the door to a
whole lot of foreign
business.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="423" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1031" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=787A05D3018D4E1F8303E6ACC8D0A50C@jerrygladerPC" width="590" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Thank goodness I won't
live to see the day when the
</span></i></b></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">government takes half
our income in taxes. I
sometimes</span></i></b><span style="font-size: 18pt;"> <b><i>wonder
</i></b></span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">if we are electing the
best people to
government.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="454" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1032" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=44952519372742968E26BF997F5F7C14@jerrygladerPC" width="600" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">The fast food restaurant
is</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">convenient for a quick
meal,</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br />but I seriously
doubt they will ever catch
on.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="480" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1033" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=7684ABF4A4C546EB8BB093D899EE968B@jerrygladerPC" width="640" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">There is no sense going
on short trips anymore for a weekend.<br />It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a
hotel.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="397" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1034" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=F85E46C4E52F4CA38DA93A11DB2847B8@jerrygladerPC" width="626" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">No one can afford to be
sick</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">
</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">anymore.<br />At $15.00 a
day in the hospital, it's too rich for my
blood.</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="359" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1035" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=D52FD031D81F422EAAD74A5F1697B89D@jerrygladerPC" width="430" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br />If they think I'll
pay 30 cents for a haircut, Forget
it.</span></i></b></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></i></b><br /><img height="255" id="yiv1413822065_x0000_i1036" src="http://webmail.excite.com/cgi-bin/emailGetAttachment.cgi?attemid=&act=11&unm=mozowin.excite&fid=9ca3e1c1_46a5_4238_a25c_2746903aa0e1&msgid=ea0dd0a4_0c8f_4a78_848b_4d137679c46c&sid=20120703163823341585392&cid=576992E884CF48C5BAF3E4578852C70A@jerrygladerPC" width="385" /></div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div align="center" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">
<b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;"></span></i></b></div>
</div>
<div>
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="yiv1413822065MsoNormalTable" style="color: black;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="padding-bottom: 0.75pt; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-right: 0.75pt; padding-top: 0.75pt;" valign="top">
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
</div>
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div>
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
<span style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
<span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif';"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
<span style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal">
<span style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">
</span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div style="margin-left: 7.5pt; margin-right: 7.5pt;">
<div class="yiv1413822065MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-4348368481449605162012-06-25T17:00:00.001-07:002012-06-25T17:00:31.829-07:00Remembering Royal, Underwood<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G4nX0Xrn-wo" width="560"></iframe>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-174858561457157672012-06-25T09:25:00.001-07:002012-06-25T09:25:30.619-07:00Oops<br />
<br />
<br />
<img class="GH" height="373" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13824262e9e9d8a9&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="563" /><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
<o:OfficeDocumentSettings>
<o:AllowPNG/>
</o:OfficeDocumentSettings>
</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
<w:WordDocument>
<w:View>Normal</w:View>
<w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom>
<w:TrackMoves/>
<w:TrackFormatting/>
<w:PunctuationKerning/>
<w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/>
<w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>
<w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent>
<w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>
<w:DoNotPromoteQF/>
<w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther>
<w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian>
<w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript>
<w:Compatibility>
<w:BreakWrappedTables/>
<w:SnapToGridInCell/>
<w:WrapTextWithPunct/>
<w:UseAsianBreakRules/>
<w:DontGrowAutofit/>
<w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/>
<w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/>
<w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/>
<w:OverrideTableStyleHps/>
</w:Compatibility>
<m:mathPr>
<m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/>
<m:brkBin m:val="before"/>
<m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/>
<m:smallFrac m:val="off"/>
<m:dispDef/>
<m:lMargin m:val="0"/>
<m:rMargin m:val="0"/>
<m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/>
<m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/>
<m:intLim m:val="subSup"/>
<m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/>
</m:mathPr></w:WordDocument>
</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
<w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
DefSemiHidden="true" DefQFormat="false" DefPriority="99"
LatentStyleCount="267">
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="0" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Normal"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="heading 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 7"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 8"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 9"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 7"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 8"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" Name="toc 9"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="35" QFormat="true" Name="caption"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="10" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Title"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="1" Name="Default Paragraph Font"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="11" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Subtitle"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="22" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Strong"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="20" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Emphasis"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="59" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Table Grid"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Placeholder Text"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="1" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="No Spacing"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Revision"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="34" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="List Paragraph"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="29" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Quote"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="30" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Intense Quote"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 1"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 2"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 3"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 4"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 5"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="60" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Shading Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="61" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light List Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="62" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Light Grid Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="63" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 1 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="64" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Shading 2 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="65" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 1 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="66" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium List 2 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="67" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 1 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="68" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 2 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="69" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Medium Grid 3 Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="70" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Dark List Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="71" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Shading Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="72" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful List Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="73" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" Name="Colorful Grid Accent 6"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="19" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Subtle Emphasis"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="21" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Intense Emphasis"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="31" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Subtle Reference"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="32" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Intense Reference"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="33" SemiHidden="false"
UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Book Title"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="37" Name="Bibliography"/>
<w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="39" QFormat="true" Name="TOC Heading"/>
</w:LatentStyles>
</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]>
<style>
/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin-top:0in;
mso-para-margin-right:0in;
mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt;
mso-para-margin-left:0in;
line-height:115%;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}
</style>
<![endif]-->
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
I told her that she had 3 nice kids and she got upset!</div>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-49293369092165551202012-06-23T20:37:00.001-07:002012-06-23T20:37:37.820-07:00Septic Disposal Humor<img alt="Description: cid:13.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="674" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=1" width="898" /><img alt="Description: cid:1.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="467" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=7" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:2.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="602" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=2" width="475" /><img alt="Description: cid:3.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="553" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=8" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:6.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="460" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=12" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:5.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="695" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=4" width="457" /><img alt="Description: cid:12.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="706" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=11" width="690" /><img alt="Description: cid:11.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="686" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=3" width="542" /><img alt="Description: cid:10.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="509" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=13" width="658" /><img alt="Description: cid:9.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="475" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=6" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:8.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="466" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=5" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:7.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="504" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=10" width="622" /><img alt="Description: cid:4.2563700663@web112410.mail.gq1.yahoo.com" height="495" src="http://enhanced.charter.net/viewattachment?sessionId=xEPtIJ6_-742522&accountId=&folder=INBOX&uid=1002&part=9" width="658" />Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-6394433252039520132012-06-21T08:25:00.001-07:002012-06-21T08:25:21.859-07:00Ebay scam<div>
Ebay scam<span style="font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div>
<div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="200" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1380ef8b92b98dc4&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=b1bcb6cfa6352fc6_0.1.1&zw&atsh=1" width="500" /><br />
</span></span><b><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: red; font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;"> Warning about buying online;</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Tahoma;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span><span lang="EN-AU"></span> </span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<span style="font-size: medium;"><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.</span></span></b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma;"> <span> </span><span> </span><span> </span><br />
</span></span><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">Be careful what you purchase on eBay.</span></span></b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: navy; font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-AU"></span></span></div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<span style="font-size: 18px;"><b><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-weight: bold;">A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger. They sent him a magnifying glass.<br /><br />
Instructions said "Do not use in sunlight"</span></span></b></span></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-67474725137107070802012-06-19T08:11:00.001-07:002012-06-19T08:11:28.571-07:00Mad Magazine’s 10 Best (and 3 Worst) TV Show Parodies<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/breaking-bad-mad" rel="attachment wp-att-82481" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="411" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/breaking-bad-mad-650x411.jpg" title="breaking bad mad" width="650" /></a><br />
Until reading about how <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/heres-an-exclusive-look-at-mad-magazines-breaking,81407/" target="_blank">“Breaking Bad” is lampooned</a> in this month’s issue, I hadn’t thought about <em>Mad Magazine</em>
in years. Actually, no, that’s not totally true; I did recently see
“The Simpsons” episode where one of the publication’s writers proudly
exclaims, “Why don’t we call it Everybody Hates Raymond?” To which
another one responds, “Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth
it.”<br />
That, right there, is <em>Mad</em>’s humor in a nutshell: pun-based,
often using lots of funny sounding words (“blech” is a favorite), with a
target audience of 12 year old boys. They also LOVE bad parodies. I
believe that that the <em>Mad</em> writers know how (intentionally) lame
their spoofs are, so they run with it, which would explain the woefully
inaccurate “Fading Bad” instead of “Breaking Bad.” I hope. Either that,
or it’s just really, really terrible<br />
I looked back through the magazine’s long, storied history (via <a href="http://madcoversite.com/index.html" target="_blank">Doug Gilford’s amazing website</a>) and found 10 of their better TV show cover parodies, as well as three of the worst. So, here’s to you <em>Mad</em>, the nation’s largest mental-illness-themed humor magazine that everyone forgot still existed.<br />
<span></span><br />
<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-roseanne" rel="attachment wp-att-82620" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="584" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-roseanne.jpg" title="mad mag roseanne" width="440" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-turtles" rel="attachment wp-att-82621" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="566" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-turtles.jpg" title="mad mag turtles" width="441" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-beavis" rel="attachment wp-att-82622" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="573" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-beavis.jpg" title="mad mag beavis" width="441" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-nypd-blue" rel="attachment wp-att-82623" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="568" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-nypd-blue.jpg" title="mad mag nypd blue" width="444" /></a><br />
I have been looking to brush up on caning and condoms facts…<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-beverly-hills" rel="attachment wp-att-82629" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="567" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-beverly-hills.jpg" title="mad mag beverly hills" width="439" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-seinfeld" rel="attachment wp-att-82624" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="567" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-seinfeld.jpg" title="mad mag seinfeld" width="441" /></a><br />
It’s obvious, sure, but they couldn’t NOT do it, either.<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-katz" rel="attachment wp-att-82625" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="566" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-katz.jpg" title="mad mag katz" width="439" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-sopranos" rel="attachment wp-att-82626" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="564" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-sopranos.jpg" title="mad mag sopranos" width="433" /></a><br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-family-guy" rel="attachment wp-att-82627" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="571" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-family-guy.jpg" title="mad mag family guy" width="441" /></a><br />
Their best work.<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-glee" rel="attachment wp-att-82628" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="576" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-glee.jpg" title="mad mag glee" width="437" /></a><br />
And now the worst…<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-smallville" rel="attachment wp-att-82631" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="559" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-smallville.jpg" title="mad mag smallville" width="433" /></a><br />
“They called me Smellson…”<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-earl" rel="attachment wp-att-82632" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="565" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-earl.jpg" title="mad mag earl" width="436" /></a><br />
Was “My Name is Earl” ever enough of a Thing to warrant a cover?<br />
<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/06/mad-magazines-10-best-and-3-worst-tv-show-parodies/mad-mag-mike-molly" rel="attachment wp-att-82630" target="_blank"><img alt="" height="561" src="http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-mag-mike-molly.jpg" title="mad mag mike molly" width="438" /></a><br />
This doesn’t make me want to buy the magazine so much as it makes me want to vomit.Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-42524932328639728532012-06-13T06:27:00.001-07:002012-06-13T06:27:40.513-07:00Amazing headlines<br />
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; margin: 0px; padding: 0in;" valign="top"><blockquote style="border-style: none none none solid; margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-left: 3.75pt; margin-top: 5pt; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt;">
<div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 12pt; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="175" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="350" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>----------------<br /><br /> <br /><img height="254" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="450" /><br /><img height="155" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="350" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------<br /><img height="210" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="380" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------<br /><img height="257" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="272" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-------------<br /><br /> <br /><img height="291" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="400" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>--------<br /><img height="219" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="344" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>--------<br /><img height="271" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="400" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------<br /><img class="GH" height="348" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(229, 229, 229) 0px 0px 0px 1px; box-shadow: rgb(229, 229, 229) 0px 0px 0px 1px;" width="400" /><br />------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>-----------------------<br /><img class="" height="271" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=137e43456387d216&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="400" /></span></span></div>
</blockquote>
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-75335103093690982192012-05-29T07:05:00.001-07:002012-05-29T07:05:39.439-07:00SCHOOL BUS<div style="font-size: 14pt; padding-left: 80px;">
<div>
<div>
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody>
<tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">SCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 7.5pt;"> </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="GH" height="358" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13798da392ca3db4&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="450" /></span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 7.5pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /></span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="358" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13798da392ca3db4&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="450" /><b><br /><br /></b><img class="" height="273" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13798da392ca3db4&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="450" /><b><br /><br /></b></span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br /><br />SCHOOL BUS IN INDIA</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 7.5pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /></span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="GH" height="397" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13798da392ca3db4&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="599" /><b><br /></b></span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;"><br />........and which country do I get when I have a technical problem with my computer?</span></b></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-59921138482842936962012-05-28T18:37:00.001-07:002012-06-19T08:44:49.570-07:00Pictures you don't see every day<span style="color: black; font-family: Futura Md BT; font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><img alt="cid:405934F99CCE4327A9A4EF376825FC8B@your4dacd0ea75" height="267" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="400" /></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Must have been McNaughty.</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:ACB8696A7C66499CAAAB137C3B149EA2@your4dacd0ea75" height="238" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="604" /></span><b><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Looks like UPS wins!!! </span></i></b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:7294B6FAEED2464C9894635A43558645@your4dacd0ea75" height="298" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="476" /></span><b><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Oh, come on... just one?</span></i></b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:7843E72D293B41A6B979FB9E521E4C5E@your4dacd0ea75" height="273" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="226" /></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />S</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">tarting with spelling</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">.</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:1CC1E6FC28994531A9AE2EB461282936@your4dacd0ea75" height="476" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="375" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />..I think it was the FedEx driver </span></i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:39C9A9FB386A432F91DB4C08F760CE0A@your4dacd0ea75" height="289" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="398" /></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Made </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">by the school that teaches Arithetic </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><b><br /></b><br /><img alt="cid:3AA01EB7F40E478A8696B516486B3D13@your4dacd0ea75" height="145" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="258" /></span><b><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br />Sometimes a name change is the best
idea...</span></i></b><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Major dilemma in California</span></i><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">:</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:37EEB36C20DC44CCA74822BC91BE30C7@your4dacd0ea75" height="225" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="300" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />How do you get there from here? </span></i><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><img alt="cid:C362E0FBEEBF4FC6B78C9ABA33764318@your4dacd0ea75" height="302" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="248" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br />Everything you need for your 'shotgun' wedding! </span></i><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:0B4056EC7C8C4345847063EA2BD94417@your4dacd0ea75" height="218" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="288" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />McLogic gone wrong... </span></i><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:AD4AF92D7CBF4C84AB130964601C73EB@your4dacd0ea75" height="225" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.11&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="300" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br /></span></i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:81D7F4C8593E4B1DACCD621A5919CCF1@your4dacd0ea75" height="256" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.12&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="350" /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure... </span></i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:BA0965F205144E0EAB94B21B3C984E13@your4dacd0ea75" height="368" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.13&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="449" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />What? <i><br /></i></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:54E874D4C8854554BEAD3E9729133D79@your4dacd0ea75" height="461" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.14&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="263" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />'Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News..' </span><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:6208F42CCE27429DBC0D563F15B5303F@your4dacd0ea75" height="251" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.15&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="359" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!! </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:28140188363F4015B6F7AEDCAC99977A@your4dacd0ea75" height="530" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.16&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="428" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />I'm Confused... <i><br /></i></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:DB5C7335A505467CA85F5364C894ED0D@your4dacd0ea75" height="324" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.17&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="480" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />How am I going to write that if I'm ILLITERATE?</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><img alt="cid:6FD53A9E3FB84ACFB52FFC2A97144DAD@your4dacd0ea75" class="" height="342" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.18&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="515" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />I can't even comment on this one </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:9FBFC62D06924AE086B820DEEF864BBD@your4dacd0ea75" height="308" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.19&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="420" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Must be Wyoming ..Beautiful, lush lawns of dirt... </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:778D53E9E8C04B249D03E4711D5BA39D@your4dacd0ea75" height="278" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.20&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="522" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Make up your mind!!! <i><br /></i></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><img alt="cid:F49CE5555A0C4E71B55640F2A7E7F979@your4dacd0ea75" height="289" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.21&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="418" /></span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br />Don't drink and make signs... </span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span><i><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And Last but not Least.</span></i><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><img alt="cid:FE69745D3BAB4F6A8659A2282128A377@your4dacd0ea75" class="GH" height="458" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=13794cf6b9a411a3&attid=0.1.22&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="610" /></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br />I</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">t must have been the FedEx driver.</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span></span></span>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-6663431636990106882012-05-23T10:52:00.002-07:002012-05-23T10:52:45.082-07:00Happy food<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="300" mozallowfullscreen="" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/42411918?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=a6a4a4" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="400"></iframe>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-28315746386234456252012-05-22T09:16:00.001-07:002012-05-22T09:16:19.964-07:00Max - CCTV<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LmHxEJ1KbJ0" width="560"></iframe>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-36703177834942951622012-05-21T09:39:00.001-07:002012-05-21T09:39:37.055-07:00The babysitter competition winners.<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 16pt;"></span><span></span>
<br />
<blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-right: 0in; margin-top: 5pt;">
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="390" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="390" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img height="346" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="461" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="611" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img height="461" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="611" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="390" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.11&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="450" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.12&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="600" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.13&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.14&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="458" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img height="460" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.15&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="613" /></span><span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt;"><img class="" height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1376de90c99731a2&attid=0.1.16&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="437" /></span></div>
</div>
</div>
</blockquote>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9172483869057372401.post-50545533171907384852012-05-17T21:53:00.001-07:002012-05-17T21:53:38.079-07:00Smile (and Sneer) by rank<div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;">Smile (and Sneer) by rank</span></span></span></span></div>
<div>
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div>
<div>
<div>
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
</div>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="595" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.1&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="576" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="572" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="651" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="479" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.3&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="429" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="431" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.4&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="346" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="520" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="655" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="638" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="509" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="404" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.7&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="617" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="488" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.8&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="565" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="509" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.9&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="653" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="394" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.10&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="540" /></span></span></div>
</div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="425" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.11&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="496" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="565" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.12&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="430" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="641" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.13&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="531" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="455" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.14&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="565" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="509" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.15&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="591" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="456" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.16&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="482" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="533" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.17&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="402" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="573" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.18&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="643" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="462" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.19&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="655" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img height="521" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.20&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="633" /></span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></span></div>
<div align="center" style="text-align: center;">
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10pt;"><img class="" height="425" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0cd0d3d3fb&view=att&th=1375dfc3b82474b6&attid=0.1.21&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="624" /></span></span></div>Rob Hoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02211809421832142963noreply@blogger.com0