a few jokes

I don’t want to say the economic picture looks bleak, but people are already beginning to talk about the Greater Depression. – Tulla Brendingulo

Chloris Leachman posed in a gown made of lettuce and red cabbage and posed for a PETA ad campaign to promote vegetarianism. No reports of anyone becoming a vegetarian, but many people did lose their appetite completely. –Doug Austen

Kleptomania. I have that but it is O.K.; I take something for it :-) – John