Shortly after the cow jumped over the moon

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Great Orators of the Democratic Party - PAST!
"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~ Harry S Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~ John F Kennedy


Great orators of the Democratic party - TODAY

"It depends what your definition of 'what Is' is?"' ~ Bill Clinton

"Those rumors are false; I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~ John Edwards

"I invented the Internet." ~ Al Gore

"America is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was - uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~ Barack Hussein Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~ Barack Hussein Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~ Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." ~ Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":

"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)

I am Cow

I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)

I am Cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas

I am Cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!

The rapture was postponed!

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