From 1955:
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dinah-mite!
BURMA-SHAVE!
rom 1929:
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
BURMA-SHAVE
Memorial Day Burma-Shave ad:
Let's make Hitler
And Hirohito
Look as sick as
Old Benito
Buy defense bonds
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1930:
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1963:
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joyToday's jingle is from 1951!
My cheek
Says she
Feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! Says he
That's mine you're pattin'
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1930:
Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
At last
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1959:
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1947:
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1949:
He saw
The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1935:
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1940:
With glamour girls
You'll never click
Bewhiskered
Like a
Bolshevik
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1928:
Takes the "H" out of shave
Makes it save
Saves complexion
Saves time & money
No brush no lather
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1929:
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1930:
Early to bed
Early to rise
Was meant for those
Old fashioned guys
Who didn't use
BURMA-SHAVE!
From 1931:
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1932:
Political pull
May be
Of use
For razor pull
There's no excuse
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1933:
Moonlight
And roses
Whiskers
Like Moses
Just don't go together
BURMA-SHAVE!From 1934:
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
BURMA-SHAVE!
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