How Bad Is It?
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $750 billion disappear
The economy is so bad:
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration
aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on
The Mafia is laying off judges